Michael Crimbles

Biography
Michael Crimbles was a Fat Kat test subject. He was paid huge amounts of money for the tests, and is so rich he doesn't have to work. Unfortunately, the tests on him resulted in him being unable to do work. His DNA was combined that of a species of land crab, and his hands were mutated into abnormally large claws, which he dislikes due to the fact that he can't do many everyday tasks, which renders him as useless.

Due to his wealth, he was a Higher Nobility Class passenger aboard The JUPITER. He saved Archibald Nugget, Jamelia Soggybottom, Pandora Peppers, Edward Supremo, Stephanus Pebbles and Miss Grey from the Combobulator (being operated by Stashia Poptart) by using his claws to cut the wiring and shut it down.

After the events which took place on the JUPITER, Michael began to realise he isnt useless because he managed to save lives because of his claws, and he had a higher self-esteem than before. It is assumed he lives in Dunderland.

Physical Characteristics
Michael Crimbles wears a sleeveless top (due to the sleeves always being ripped by his claws, making them untidy), and usually a large jacket to cover his arms (often leather, as it is harder to rip). He has a comically large bow tie and he wears a feathered cap. He has scruffy ginger hair, as he can't use a hairbrush or shampoo.